Excerpt from a text message sent to Richael Michels, a 45 year old Fort Collins mother accused of introducing her daughter's 16-year-old ex-boyfriend to the "furry lifestyle" and having sex with him. The text was sent by a fellow furry who disapproved of the conduct.
Richael was known to her victim as "Kitteh".
Do not want.
Why the fur lifestyle? What could possibly be exciting about getting sweaty in a rabbit suit?
ReplyDeleteMe no getty
My life is so sheltered. Pretty happy about that, actually.
ReplyDeleteDo you remember a time when furries meant those who wore the pelts of once-living animals? Pepperridge Farm remembers.
ReplyDeleteWhat is up with the furries. They are in the news constantly now. I would prefer to return to the time when that wasn't so.
ReplyDeleteFurries freak me out. And like skylersdad said- getting sweaty in those suits? That can't possibly smell good.
ReplyDeleteThe human race is a vast collection of some seriously strange folks.
ReplyDeleteDo not want.
ReplyDeleteYou're killin' me. One of the funniest things I have read in recent memory. Thanks.
If I had to resort to wearing an animal suit to get a teenage boy to have sex with me, I think I'd just call it a day.
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