Did I mention that we saw Sarah Palin at the Ren Faire?
Oh yah, you betcha we did:
The press hasn't gotten hold of this yet, but 5 Jaeger shots after this picture was taken she totally made out with that viking chick behind her. Then she screamed DON'T YOU JUDGE ME and punched out a passing jester. Security removed her after that and I lost track of her in the crowd.
I would judge any bitch for drinking five shots of jäger and not sharing with me.
ReplyDeleteLot's of "horney guys" around her...
ReplyDeleteBwaaa ha ha ha I crack myself up!
That stupid jacket she's wearing makes her look like a baby crawling out of a vagina.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that the mainstream media doesn't cover the dark side of Palin? Oh, wait....
ReplyDeleteHa, and ew.
ReplyDeleteI notice the moose rifle was left at home. Historically inaccurate, I guess.
ReplyDeleteThink they taught her the secret handshake?
ReplyDeleteThen she came back and went "Mother Grizzly" on their asses.
ReplyDeleteI suspect you could create an entire blog dedicated to solely writing about Ren Faires. I would definitely read it.
ReplyDeleteOh look, she's holding the traditional Viking red, white and blue flowers.
ReplyDeleteOf all days not to go with the slutty updo and wench garb, that was not the one.