Here are the girls, "true amateur models" Dallas and Ashlyn, at the start of their photo shoot:
So, how can you tell these girls are "true amateurs", and not just a couple of jaded small-time pro porn starlets? Check out this next photo and see if you can spot what marks this as a "true amateur" shoot:
Yes, you can tell it's "true amateur" porn when there's no wardrobe budget, and the talent shows up wearing menstrual blood-stained jeans:
Truly amateur, and classy!
What is this "porn" you speak of? Is it found on the Internet somehow?
ReplyDeleteI heard about it on talk radio.
ReplyDeleteThanks for clearing that up for me.
ReplyDeleteI always thought true amateurs could be identified by black boxes across their bits and pieces?
ReplyDeleteIf they're amateurs, does that mean they didn't get paid for this?
ReplyDeleteOh My God if I ever catch my kids doing this I will beat them with those black boxes.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's part of a college internship.
ReplyDeleteRemedial laundry lessons for those young actors!
ReplyDeleteAt least there's no tampon string hanging out.
ReplyDeleteNow that's klassy with a K. And gross with a big ass giant G.
ReplyDeleteAre those jeans Levi's red label?
ReplyDeleteHaahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh holy buckets of shit, hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm howling! I'm at work! My coworkers cannot see this!
Ahhh.... Had it not bean 4-U, I might never otherwise have noticed!!
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