Experts say all signs point to a massive attack by man-eating sharks some time in the new year. A school of kill-crazy bull sharks were recently spotted conducting a reconnaissance off the coast of Fort Pierce. The MSM buried this story so as not to interfere with consumer spending over the holidays.
well I better stay by the pool then when I go to FL the end of the month
ReplyDeleteI'll be busy the next day working on my list of people I want to send to Florida for a vacation. Starting with Dick Cheney.
ReplyDeleteThe sharks won't touch Cheney: professional courtesy.
ReplyDeleteKaty, where in Florida are you going? If it's near Ft Lauderdale there's one of the greatest tiki bars in the world there: Mai Kai.
ReplyDeleteIf it's in the Keys I can recommend some great shack-based dining.
(slaps his head) My god, I forgot about that.
ReplyDeleteOkay, we'll resort to plan B-- anybody available, grab a torch and join me, hammer and wooden stake in hand, to storm Cheney's castle tonight...