Specifically, a GAY sex bomb.
That's what the US military tried working on, hoping to destroy its enemies by inflicting fits of uncontrollable homoerotic passion on them. They also tried a "Who? Me?" fart bomb, but concluded that it wouldn't work because "people in many areas of the world do not find faecal odour offensive, since they smell it on a regular basis". Filthy foreigners, impervious to our western fart bombs.
Did Sir Tom Jones have secret knowledge of this project? Was he trying to send us a message?
The compound is under construction. Gathering enough plywood, galvanized tin and used trailers takes time, not to mention stockpiling all the shotgun ammo, canned goods and bourbon.
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