Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Chicago, city of the big shoulders...and the monkey attacks

They tell me you are wicked and I believe them, for I have seen your wild monkeys under the gas lamps attacking the teenage girls.
--Carl Sandburg (1878–1967). Chicago Poems. 1916.


Remember, people: nature hates you. As Chicago PD Sergeant Ramos says, "Monkeys are very smart animals. If you mess with them, they will mess with you."

1 comment:

Dub Martin said...

So, it's only a spider bite then.