According to this story in the Sydney Morning Herald, the recipient of the world's first penis transplant asked doctors to remove the transplanted johnson, "because he and his wife had a "severe psychological problem" with his new penis."
In other penis news:
A Pennsylvania woman pleads guilty in "fake penis case." The incident "resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store" according to the article. I need to find out more about this one.
Fondue, anyone? An angry Canadian woman sets fire to boyfriend's penis with boiling fondue oil.
Skokie resident Mardin Amin beats the rap in the now-famous O'Hare penis-pump scare.
Oh, one more item: if your voodoo witchdoctor tells you that screwing a hedgehog will cure your premature ejaculation problem, don't listen.