Monday, November 27, 2006

What are they looking for?

When they visit the Compound?

In Bratislava they want to know about ska music.

Wives of deer hunters in Pembine, Wisconsin, want to know about deep fried venison leg.

Someone in Middleboro, Massachussetts, asks why the roast couldn't be here.

A freak in Essen, Nordrhein-Westfalen is looking for "horror snail" whatever the hell that is.

Someone with deer meat on his hands in Saint Paul, Minnesota needs information about venison grinding.

In Mankato, Minnesota they're curious about FantaSuite hotel porn.

There are no lizards in Hinsdale, Illinois, that I know of. But someone there is interested in hypnotizing lizards.

Rockabilly.

Retro hairstyles holiday 2006. Speaking of which, I'm gonna get me one of those later this week!

An intrepid herb fan from New Delhi, India, needed the chive/basil market report.

The Swiss are so serious, and precise. They are busy pondering the meaning of waits time analysis napoleon "carnival saloon". How can they make such damn fine watches, and waste time here?

I fear that Sprawling Ramshackle Compound has become a favored skulking ground for deer enthusiasts. In Millbrook, Ontario, they need more recipes for "deep fried venison".

2 comments:

Kate said...

It makes me wonder if trout comes up if you google bat attacks?

Dale said...

Oh deer.