This story comes from Dena, the Compound's south side bureau chief. I'll give you my favorite quote from the story:
...Brewer didn’t know who he was, where his clothes were or how he’d gotten to Damascus.
“I’m standing here with this naked man handcuffed and then here comes Santa Claus,” Richardson said. “I said, ‘Can it get any better than this?’ ”
I'm not sure that it can.