Thursday, January 18, 2007

Germany or Florida?

A couple of years ago I was listening to Loveline on my way home from work, and I heard Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew playing a game called "Germany or Florida." The game consisted of callers reading bizarre news items, and having Carolla and Dr. Drew guess whether the story originated in Germany or Florida.

While checking the news this morning I ran across a couple of stories that reminded me of this, and I thought, why not share?

So, here's my gift to you today: I've found a few items, all from Germany or Florida, and I'm giving them to you. The weekend is coming, and nothing says boozed-up fun like a few rounds of Germany or Florida with your friends and family.

A) Breeder of fat rabbits (pets or meat?) makes deal to set up a rabbit ranch to feed North Koreans

B) Man suspends wife from tree and rapes her to film bondage porn video

C) Mr. Kraus gets arrested for yanking boys' pants down

D) Plastic surgeon gives cops pictures of breasts so they can track down women who got breast enhancement surgery but didn't pay

Scroll down for answers:

A) Germany
B) Florida
C) Florida
D) Germany


Johnny Yen said...

On "D"-- I imagine if they catch suspects that they're going to have a line-up.

Bubs said...

One would think. And it will have to be thoroughly documented with photos and video.

Coaster Punchman said...

I got all four wrong. Damn! I was sure the bondage scene was German.

Bubs said...

CP, it is a learnable skill--although some people, like certain members of my family, seem to possess a frightening aptitude for it with no training at all.