Monday, April 30, 2007

I am not embarrassed to say "vagina"

Ask any of my close friends or family and they will tell you I am a model of rectitude and decorum, and would not normally even say the proper term for the female pudenda. But now that's changed.

I've found out about Alexyss K. Tylor.

First off, let me give a big, BIG thank you to Katie Schwartz. I've enjoyed reading her blog for a while now. I dig her musings on Kristians and former child stars.

Well, the other day she sent me a link. I watched the video, and I was hooked. Surely she was going to use this herself? NO! Not only is our Katie raunchy and hilarious, she's generous to a fault. She gave me this video and told me to do with it as I saw fit.

So here we are.

Seeing that video sent me off on a search to learn more about Alexyss K. Tylor. Alexyss K. Tylor has a public access cable show in Atlanta, called, wonderfully, Vagina Power. She is also a motivational speaker and author. She's been all over the interwebs for the past few weeks, and you can find several of her videos on YouTube.

This video is one of the greatest things I've ever seen. There are too many great quotes to even begin to list them all here. If you've ever wondered why some women consistently hook up with the wrong men, Alexyss explains it all. And she is a learned woman:

"I don't have any PHD's or masters degrees to put on my wall in academia, but I have a masters degree in being played by men."
Go ahead and watch the video. Just don't watch it at work, or at home in front of your kids, or in front of anyone who's offended by the following words: vagina, penis, orgasm, g-spot, clitoris, cum, rectum, sperm, "hittin' it", dildo, jackrabbit, or buttocks.



Now, as I post this, I'm distracted by the spectacle of a geezed Chris Hitchens on the Daily Show. I've got Alexyss in one ear going on about men "done ejaculated all in her brain" while Hitch blathers on about menstrual blood and birth canals. Alexyss K. Tylor is sober; Hitchens, apparently, not so much.

16 comments:

lulu said...

"This man won't even buy you some shrimp from Long John Silver's, and what,.. that plate $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm and a rectum full of sperm." is my favorite quote.

Blue Blanket had these up on her blog a week or so ago. Genius.

Bubs said...

Yeah, I found out these have already circulated...I felt really sheepish that I wasn't the first one onto this woman. Still, I love her. That Long John Silver quote was great, and I loved what she said about "hittin' that bottom" It's all wonderful. I want to hang out with her.

Beth said...

One favorite blogger sent me this video a couple of weeks ago. I want to become her BFF since we're both Atlanta girls.

jin said...

Haaahahahaaa....

Silly me...
all these years I've been saying penis
I had no idea it was a penuss.

Dino aka Katy said...

lovely I feel very educated now on these things - nice quotes used to illustrate her points! Okay I got to stop laughing now my boss just showed up

Splotchy said...

I second what lulu said.

That Long John Silvers-rectum comment is amazing.

I say without any hint of sarcasm, it's inspiring that there is television like this out there!

Dale said...

Another favourite blogger sent it to me and I threatened to move to Atlanta for the television alone.

"jew" "girl" said...

vagina-vagina-vagina! I'm holding my breath for cunt. come on, bubs, say it with me, c-u-n-t! it's a honey of a word :)

isn't it tits to the tenth power? how much do you love ha!

big mouth sent it over to me. a gift I am still quite grateful for.

thanks for your most generous sentiments. such a mensch.

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