I've found out about Alexyss K. Tylor.
First off, let me give a big, BIG thank you to Katie Schwartz. I've enjoyed reading her blog for a while now. I dig her musings on Kristians and former child stars.
Well, the other day she sent me a link. I watched the video, and I was hooked. Surely she was going to use this herself? NO! Not only is our Katie raunchy and hilarious, she's generous to a fault. She gave me this video and told me to do with it as I saw fit.
So here we are.
Seeing that video sent me off on a search to learn more about Alexyss K. Tylor. Alexyss K. Tylor has a public access cable show in Atlanta, called, wonderfully, Vagina Power. She is also a motivational speaker and author. She's been all over the interwebs for the past few weeks, and you can find several of her videos on YouTube.
This video is one of the greatest things I've ever seen. There are too many great quotes to even begin to list them all here. If you've ever wondered why some women consistently hook up with the wrong men, Alexyss explains it all. And she is a learned woman:
"I don't have any PHD's or masters degrees to put on my wall in academia, but I have a masters degree in being played by men."Go ahead and watch the video. Just don't watch it at work, or at home in front of your kids, or in front of anyone who's offended by the following words: vagina, penis, orgasm, g-spot, clitoris, cum, rectum, sperm, "hittin' it", dildo, jackrabbit, or buttocks.
Now, as I post this, I'm distracted by the spectacle of a geezed Chris Hitchens on the Daily Show. I've got Alexyss in one ear going on about men "done ejaculated all in her brain" while Hitch blathers on about menstrual blood and birth canals. Alexyss K. Tylor is sober; Hitchens, apparently, not so much.