Freak of the Week: Is that an electronic monitor, or are you just happy to see me?

This is now two weeks in a row that my Freak of the Week has been a fellow caught exposing himself. Maybe I'll start up a new feature and call it "Weenie Waver Wednesday"; every Wednesday I'll profile the antics of some compulsive freak who can't help exposing himself in public. There seems to be no shortage of them. What do you think?

Anyway, this week's freak hails from East Douglas, Massachusetts. 36 year old Brian Carr was on probation for an incident last year, in which he drove up to a woman and asked directions, and then tried grabbing the woman. At the time Mr. Carr was naked except for an electronic monitoring device strapped to his ankle.

In his most recent brush with the law, Carr was spotted getting busy in the woods as he watched a woman sunbathing nearby. He jumped into a lake when police arrived and was eventually fished out and arrested. Cops found some porn and "personal lubricant" stashed near where he'd been spotted.

So, Brian Carr has a lot going on: it's not enough for him, just creeping around and peeping on women while he jerks off--he's got to bring his own spank mags and lube with him too! It's like he has to look at some porn to warm up and get in the mood to start peeping. Sheesh. That's what makes him this week's freak: it's not just that he's a weenie waver, it's that he's added several interesting layers of wrong onto the fairly straightforward act of public indecency. And he put Massachusetts on the map in the "driving while naked" category.