Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Freak of the Week: Is that an electronic monitor, or are you just happy to see me?

This is now two weeks in a row that my Freak of the Week has been a fellow caught exposing himself. Maybe I'll start up a new feature and call it "Weenie Waver Wednesday"; every Wednesday I'll profile the antics of some compulsive freak who can't help exposing himself in public. There seems to be no shortage of them. What do you think?

Anyway, this week's freak hails from East Douglas, Massachusetts. 36 year old Brian Carr was on probation for an incident last year, in which he drove up to a woman and asked directions, and then tried grabbing the woman. At the time Mr. Carr was naked except for an electronic monitoring device strapped to his ankle.

In his most recent brush with the law, Carr was spotted getting busy in the woods as he watched a woman sunbathing nearby. He jumped into a lake when police arrived and was eventually fished out and arrested. Cops found some porn and "personal lubricant" stashed near where he'd been spotted.

So, Brian Carr has a lot going on: it's not enough for him, just creeping around and peeping on women while he jerks off--he's got to bring his own spank mags and lube with him too! It's like he has to look at some porn to warm up and get in the mood to start peeping. Sheesh. That's what makes him this week's freak: it's not just that he's a weenie waver, it's that he's added several interesting layers of wrong onto the fairly straightforward act of public indecency. And he put Massachusetts on the map in the "driving while naked" category.


Johnny Yen said...

If it gets that difficult (I almost said "hard") to get off, maybe it's time to retire the ol' Johnson.

If this "Driving While Naked" phenomenon gets any more common, we'll have to shorten it to "DWN."

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I'm with Jonny Yen on this, time for Mr Carr to find a new hobby. Obviously this one is too much work to be called fun anymore.

Coaster Punchman said...

This would be a good companion series to my "Mormon Wednesdays." Which take place about every 42nd Wednesday.

Grant Miller said...

Is there anything wrong with driving shirtless, though?

Dino aka Katy said...

i would love to know why those idiots think they can get away with this crap

jewgirl said...

weenie waver wednesday?! HA! HA! HA! love that.

you give great freak of the week, bubs.