Friday, August 17, 2007
No, this is not going to become another regular feature. But it could. There are some types of criminal activity that, in my experience, can only be perpetrated by f*cked up hillbillies.
Kasey Kazee decided to rob a liquor store in Ashland, Kentucky. He wrapped himself in duct tape to disguise his identity. He managed to grab two rolls of coins from the register before he was chased out of the store by a club-wielding employee (the club was also wrapped in duct tape), chased down and tackled.
The cops took plenty of pictures of Mr. Kazee as they removed the tape. Mr. Kazee then granted a jailhouse interview and denied being the "duct tape bandit."
My mom knows his family. Seriously.