Let's give this a try.
This week's freak is Carlton Davis, the Minnesota Toe-Licker, pictured at right. After stealing a woman's purse and cell phone he announced "now I'm going to suck your feet." And then he did. Thank you, Smoking Gun.
Now, because it is Wednesday (and Wednesday means weenie-wavers!) I'll give you a couple more freaks to consider. While their antics may not be as entertaining as those of some Republican legislators or gospel radio personalities, they're still worthy of note:
51 year old carpenter Percy Honnibal was found not guilty of indecent exposure. Mr. Honnibal likes to work in the nude because it's fun and it keeps his clothes clean and sawdust-free. According to the article:
"Alameda County Superior Court Judge Julie Conger ruled Thursday that although Percy Honniball of Oakland was naked, he was not acting lewdly or seeking sexual gratification."
Judge Conger added, "and anyway, naked middle-aged carpenters are hawt."
Finally, an unnamed freak from Canada, who got caught masturbating in a campus library while viewing porn on a computer. When approached by security the man responded "I'm almost done, can I finish?"