- I detest smoky bars in general, and tiki bars in particular. Worst places ever for socializing.
- I have a visceral dislike for, and fear of, guns.
- A disastrous home distilling experiment left me with no sense of smell.
- The personal feature of which I am most proud is my ripped washboard abdomen.
- I am a proud conservative and frequently rail against the nanny state.
- I would never lie to you.
You can thank Splotchy for this little exercise in seven untruths.