We have some neighbors who we don't see that often. They seem nice enough. They both put off kind of a retro vibe--she's got some big blonde hair, and he's got some rocking 70's style sideburns. Their house is a homey riot of paneling and shag carpeting, and on the rare occasions we've been inside they've always offered fondue and Harvey's Bristol Cream.
I had just gotten done cutting up all the cardboard boxes and I was taking them out to the recycling bin when I heard my neighbor calling out to me. He said he and the missus were pretty excited about one of their Christmas presents and wanted to know if we'd join them for some drinks later that afternoon. I said ok.
My bride and I strolled over around 3. We knocked on the back door and we heard a cheery "come on in, we're in the front room" from inside.
Once we made it into the front room we discovered that the present they were excited about was their new Polaroid Land Camera. We were greeted by the sight of the mister in his shorty velour bathrobe, Tiparillo dangling from his lips, clicking away with the Polaroid while the missus modeled for him.
That was awkward.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
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What? What??
Flash fiction, yes? Well, flashing, anyway ;->
Real 70s slice of life a la Swingtown . . .
awkward - that happens every day to me!
LOL
Wow! Was there a bowl by the door to drop your keys into as well?
Is this what happens when you northeners get snowed in?
I was going to say I hate it when that happens but who am I kidding? I love it. I love more the term 'homey riot'.
The holidays make for so many of those awkward moments, huh?
Can I have their address?
After that did they break out the Champale and casually let the robe fall open?
Don't worry, I'm sure they will invite you back for New Years Eve so you can see their ball drop.
Doc
Uh...yeah...
I'll bet they purchased that really nice TV at the same place they got the Polaroid, eh?
Hey maybe it is just me, but I have read this post 3 times now.
What exactly was the awkward part?
(*snort*)
I thought all amateur porn stars had gone digital by now?
Nothing like a good old-schooley neighbourhood swinger to liven up those over the fence chats.
You think that's fun. Come to our NYE party. Bring you in laws. 3/5 Voodoo Cadillac and some guests are going to play a little bit. Food, Drinks and close to home. What more could you ask for?
To say this is creepy is to insult the fine civilian stature of creeps.
I know I'm kind of late to the party here - please tell me you're kidding.
Please.
Haha!!!!
Now, I can see the awkwardness now. Not sure how much of a wind-up this is, but it's great, whatever!!!
oh dear.
Hmm, I notice the floors and trees are different. ;-)
I'm, I'm, uh, speechless, Bubs
I'm sorry. My damn parents - can't leave them alone for a minute.
Hah! So this is where the notion of TMI was invented... my oh my....
Ohmygod, am weak!
Dang! Why did MathMan and I move out of Chicagoland? It looks way more interesting than the middle of nowhere.
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