Sunday, December 28, 2008

More awkward

Sensing that our quick retreat from their home was only a result of my bride's discomfort, the mister next door decided that some extra effort was called for.

An envelope was left in our mailbox. Inside was this handwritten note:

"Erotic photography is not just about what turns the men on--it's also for the foxy ladies."

He included a couple of Polaroids by way of demonstration.




22 comments:

Fran said...

OK, clearly you did not understand my comment on the original post... where exactly is this awkward?

I wonder what comes out of that gum machine if you put a penny in...

SkylersDad said...

Oh dear God Bubs, shouldn't you provide a warning label or something!?!

He he he

Cormac Brown said...

This guy is decidely less Carl-like than that guy with the gun and mullet. Though I'm getting tired of seeing any sausage on this blog that can't be served with mash or sauerkraut.

Freida Bee said...

Ok, you got me on the first one.

Jess Wundrun said...

penny for a gumball, Mickey?

Barbara Bruederlin said...

That was so considerate of him! He's got the Christmas spirit.

Megan said...

What? What??

Shelley Jaffe said...

Holy Crap-ole! Promise you'll never go down into this guy's basement unarmed.

Is he registered on some list somewhere?

Should he be?

Eebie said...

Again, you can't make this shit up.

Anonymous said...

This is this kind of crap that validates my not talking to neighbors or anyone else.

Hope your holiday was magical!

Danny Tagalog said...

Haha! Does he know he's online yet! Probably a great bloke ... in small doses...!

dguzman said...

I've never seen a guy with a black box for a peenie. I'm horrified.

Next time anyone asks why I'm gay, can I just show them your neighbor's pics?

Randal Graves said...

Word verification: flabytic.

Just sayin'.

justacoolcat said...

Sexy is as Sexy does.

Erik Donald France said...

Good Lord, what will the New Year's Eve party be like, then?

Tenacious S said...

Oh Lord, I haven't had coffee yet. Was that really necessary? By the way, my word verification is "nasti."

bubbles said...

'the horror of nudity" is so right!

isn't anyone going to post about the blogger outing???

Eebie said...

Amazing all the comments...I need freakin wacked out pix of the neighbors so as to get lots of viewer response...

Fran said...

This has been on my mind since I read that...

Is that one of those "black boxes" we hear so much about after a plane crash?

And why is he wearing one on his pee pee?

I'm still sorta confused by all of this.

But I would like a gumball.

Oh yeah - and happy new year!

Cormac Brown said...

Happy New Year to all Bubses!

Katie Schwartz said...

HOLD THE BUS -- Your neighbor left these holiday images for you and Miz Bubs? The shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame of it! hhahahahahahha. Boundaries. Oy vey.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, BUBBSIES!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Well, that's it. We're moving back to Illinois. Right now.