Sunday, February 08, 2009

This can't wait until Wednesday

Meet George Bartusek, Jr. of Cape Coral, Florida:



Mr. Bartusek has a thing for the ladies. The blow-up ladies. He was arrested after he was seen getting busy with a couple of blow-up dolls while parked in front of a local Publix supermarket.

Bartusek pulled into the very first space, apparently to achieve maximum exposure, and was asked several times to leave by the store manager. Police noted that Bartusek was wearing shorts with "a large opening in the front" and was not wearing underwear. He told police that he was there to buy clothing for his dolls at a nearby Target.

The article thoughtfully included this crime scene photo, courtesy of the Cape Coral Police Department:




16 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Those poor dolls, I hope they found a good home for them.

Erik Donald France said...

I wonder what they thought of his "explanation"?

Man . . .

FranIAm said...

Well let's be honest - it is called Publix not Privatix!

Cormac Brown said...

And you know of course, that he had Atlanta Rythmn Section's "Imaginary Lovers" and Starships' "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now (from the "Mannequin" Soundtrack)" playing on a constant loop, the whole time.

SkylersDad said...

That looked like a pretty nice car for such a cheap doll.

Not that I know anything about blowup dolls...

I think I'll just stop talking now.

Lisa said...

Hey. Where we shop, there is a Target and a Publix. Do you suppose we can expect this kind of show in our town, too?

Bubs said...

Lisa, only if you're really, really lucky.

Skylersdad, that'll do. It was a Lincoln Town Car, though.

Cormac, and that's in addition to whatever soundtrack is playing in his head all the time...

Fran, actually he mistook "Publix" for "Pubix" I think.

Erik, I would love to have a beer with the officer who arrested him.

Dr. MVM, you are a true humanitarian.

Mnmom said...

Huh. When I pull into a parking space, I usually just listen to NPR for a few minutes, or the last stanzas of Free Bird. Didn't know there was an alternative!

kirby said...

Well, at least his explanation is more plausible than that inbred bounty hunter guy who was caught jacking off in a parking lot.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

You have to admit, that doll is pretty hawt. She was probably begging for it.

Suze said...

I'm just shaking my head over this. Wow, some people huh?

lulu said...

Remind me to tell you about one of my brother's first trial which involved someone stealing a blow-up doll from a sex toy shop and escaping by canoe.

Cap'n Ergo "XL" Jinglebollocks said...

I'm glad this DIDN'T wait-- this is a fine way to start off the week, methinks.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Oh geeze. Boys and their toys...

Johnny Yen said...

You'd think he could at least wait to get home to have his vinyl threesome.

I'm dying to hear Lulu's story.

Gifted Typist said...

You write this so dead pan. Nothing really surprises a cop, does it? But things do amuse.