Meet George Bartusek, Jr. of Cape Coral, Florida:
Mr. Bartusek has a thing for the ladies. The blow-up ladies. He was arrested after he was seen getting busy with a couple of blow-up dolls while parked in front of a local Publix supermarket.
Bartusek pulled into the very first space, apparently to achieve maximum exposure, and was asked several times to leave by the store manager. Police noted that Bartusek was wearing shorts with "a large opening in the front" and was not wearing underwear. He told police that he was there to buy clothing for his dolls at a nearby Target.
The article thoughtfully included this crime scene photo, courtesy of the Cape Coral Police Department: