The compound is under construction. Gathering enough plywood, galvanized tin and used trailers takes time, not to mention stockpiling all the shotgun ammo, canned goods and bourbon.
Stepford! Aye Carumba! Harper Valley PTA! Peyton Place!
Why does the one on the left look so stuck up?
Those beyotches hate me, I can just tell.
Why do they not have bullet holes, scars, or bleeding wounds to brag about? Where is the makeup/FX girl when you need her most?Doc
Doc, it is taking every ounce of willpower for my eldest to not mutilate them, believe me. She has to use them to practice her hairstyling. As you can see, their makeup is already perfect and can't be improved upon.Fran, only the one on the left. She hates everybody.Mob, she's had attitude since her first day out of the head box, I don't know why.Erik, I know. God I hope none of them says anything to me next time I'm drinking.
One word out of them, and back in the bathtub they go!
The millionth reason why I love your family, barbie heads on the table and....
Don't women with plastic heads usually have their mouths in the open position?
Bad things come in threes you know.
Bad things with bad attitude come in threes that's for sure. Two's a couple, three's trouble or a pack or a mob. Be careful Bubs.
They are beautifully menacing.
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