Thursday, June 04, 2009

Kohl's, 1745 hours


18 comments:

Some Guy said...

I must have that.

Suzi Riot said...

Were you assigned a new beat? Hunting down the retail perpetrators of hideous and creepy crap? Because if this shirt and that creepy kid statue thing from Costco aren't crimes, then there is no justice in America.

SkylersDad said...

I hear Lee Greenwood singing in the background.

Megan said...

Does it work against zombies?

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Freedom isn't free damn it.

Bubs said...

Dr MVM, as it turns out it's not. This particular manifestation of freedom can be had for $19.99

Megan, I think it attracts them.

Skylersdad, that's the optional Lee Greenwood sound pak that comes with for an extra $7.99.

Suzi, it's an ugly job, but I'm just the man to do it.

Some Guy, it doesn't look like they're in danger of running out.

Johnny Yen said...

That shirt actually made me wince.

Splotchy said...

I hope you pledged allegiance to that shirt.

Randal Graves said...

That'll go great with my copy of Hannity's latest ghostwritten tome. I need a new reading shirt!

kirby said...

Sadly, I know at least two people who will be wearing that shirt, or something like it, come 4th of July.

vikkitikkitavi said...

Does the washing label say "These colors don't run!"?

Grant Miller said...

God bless America.

Cormac Brown said...

Tacky stuff like this is why I hate Kohl's, but I have to shop there since Mervyn's went under and no other store will sell Levi's for a reasonable price.

Suze said...

The only thing missing was Apple Pie on the damn shirt.

Dr. Zaius said...

I would wear that shirt if it came with some apple pie.

dguzman said...

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said "Did America sneeze?" and at first I didn't get it. Then I saw yet another "God Bless America!" sticker. The car's driver was probably wearing that shirt.

Spartacus said...

This shirt is more hideous than the mullet-mavens who fly giant American flags from the beds of their pick-up trucks. To them and to the potential buyer of this shirt I say, "Okay, I get it. You're a proud American. But you're preaching to the choir. Better you should get a US passport, travel to foreign country, and show your American pride to someone who isn't."

Tenacious S said...

If freedom had a price...