Wednesday, May 11, 2011

It's Wednesday!

And you know what that means, don't you?

Weenie Wavers!

First up is this video of an unknown man freaking out on a NYC subway. Because of the profanity, racial slurs and spinning pink propeller it is most definitely not safe for work.



This video proves a couple of my theories:

1) Nudity--especially male nudity--is hilarious, creepy or terrifying far more often than it is sexy, and,

2) Cops would really rather not go hands-on with a naked person. There are quite a few videos of cops dealing with crazy naked people in which the cops don't use nearly as much force as they should. I think it's some combination of the "ick" factor, and a misplaced idea of fair play that tells an officer a naked person is somehow vulnerable, and it wouldn't be sporting to use force on them.

On to the ladies now.

I have not yet come up with a catchy phrase to describe lady flashers, but I am open to suggestions.

Meet Maribel Gomez:



Ms. Gomez was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct after she allegedly exposed her breasts to a 10-year-old boy waiting for a school bus and asked him "are you ready". The victim was not "ready", and Ms. Gomez apparently chased him for a little while before being arrested. She was initially charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition; her attorney successfully argued that breasts are not sexual organs and the charge was amended to disorderly conduct. The judge revoked bond on an earlier cocaine possession case and Ms. Gomez remained in custody.

The Sun-Sentinel has a collection of other Florida cases (yes, there are more than 3) involving school-related indecent exposure.

Kara Mitchell, the woman with the winning smile pictured at left, was arrested after she decided to strip naked and dance around Mesa Cemetery. She then got dressed, sat and talked to herself for a while, and was later found by police sitting in a golf cart. The article assures us that no children were present.

7 comments:

AmyGuth said...

Woooooooooooo!!!!!!!! Weenie Waver Wednesday returns!

SkylersDad said...

I think that dealing with weeney wavers as a police officer should always just start with the tazer.

You will need two different terms for women flashers, those who bare breasts and those who drop panties.

You could borrow from weeney waver and use whisker waver for the later.

BeckEye said...

I thought it meant that yesterday was Tuesday and tomorrow is Thursday and we we we so excited.

kirby said...

So, according to the law, when you wave your tits at a ten year-old in a come hither fashion, they're not sexual organs, but when a woman breast feeds her infant in a Barnes and Noble she's making baby Jesus cry by waving her sexual organs in public?

Mnmom said...

I can imagine there would be a HUGE ick factor when bringing down naked perps. Can't they just mace him?

My word verification is "CHESTED"!

Coaster Punchman said...

So glad to see you back on the Compound!

I saw this YouTube and was rather horrified by it. But he's actually not bad looking for a scary crazy naked guy.

I take exception to your characterization of naked guys as creepy - I'm trying to encourage more of it, not less! And to prove my point that there are some creepy naked chicks out there to, go to YouTube and search "street interview gone horribly wrong" -- too bad the naughty bits are censored now because I saw it in its original form and --- well let's just say "creepy" doesn't begin to describe it. Hilarious in any event.

Dale said...

That video scared the crap out of me! I agree with Skyler's Dad!