Best science headline all week

Are you ready? Here it is:

Cow farts collected in plastic tank for global warming study

I did not make that up, go ahead and click on the link.

In other related science news, a study in Japan tells us that eating beef is "less green than driving". According to the study, "producing 2.2 pounds of beef generates as much greenhouse gas as driving a car non-stop for three hours".

What I want to know is, when will they have the numbers on bacon production?

The camera adds ten pounds

"My God, his head is BIG. I mean, it's like twice the size of Nancy Pelosi's, and he's not that much taller."

--MizBubs, commenting on Newt Gingrich's head after seeing the We Can Solve It commercial featuring Pelosi and Gingrich. After a couple of bourbons.