Shocking

As if everything that's happened in the last 8 years isn't enough...

Now, apparently, President Bush and his college buddies would like to grab any of you who come within arm's reach and give you the shocker:

Did the twins convince him this was a good way for the GOP to start reaching out for the youth vote? The mind reels...

Ah well. At least he didn't add the "and a fiddler on the roof" wiggling thumb gesture.