Wednesday, March 25, 2009

I knew it would happen eventually

I knew that if I stayed on the job long enough eventually I would arrest someone named "Darwin".

It happened this afternoon. Alcohol was involved.

I have to get some sleep now.


Fran said...

Waiting for details on how this case (*cough cough*) evolves.

(God that was painful, did I say that?)

SkylersDad said...

You would think that after all the notoriety the awards have brought the name, some loser would have had his name legally changed to it by now.

Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" Jinglebollocks said...

yeah, but was it his FIRST name or last??

Cormac Brown said...

I'm always saying to The Missus that Darwinism does not hold true for humans. Just look at the weird news section of the paper or online, any celebutard, and Dubya.

justacoolcat said...

Crime has evolved.

Johnny Yen said...

I'm guessing that he wasn't too evolved.

Have you ever arrested anyone named "Sherlock?" When he inevitably said something stupidly obvious, you'd be able to tell him "No shit, Sherlock!"

Randal Graves said...

We can assume that the crime wasn't intelligently designed?

Mnmom said...

It had to happen sometime

lisahgolden said...

Oh dear. We know someone up there named Darwin.

Gifted Typist said...

Bubs, poetic justice.
Your work is done.

Joe said...

Gifted, yes. Yes it is.

Lisa, is he a married car salesman with three kids who likes having sexual intercourse with 20 year old women who are unconscious?

MnMom, I'm surprised it took this long.

Randal Graves, that is a very safe assumption. Not only was the crime not intelligently designed, but he actually gave us a full verbal and written confession too.

Johnny, I've been waiting for that! No luck yet though.

Coolcat, not much, no.

Cormac, yep. We see plenty of evidence to support your theory.

Capn, his first.

Skylersdad, I don't think this guy read much.

Fran, hahahahaha...thank you.

Eebie said...

It would totally be freaky if there was a FritzRoy involved too.

Unknown said...

>It would totally be freaky if there was a FritzRoy involved too.

Or a Malthus.