Saturday, June 10, 2006

ALLIGATORS DECLARE WAR ON HUMANKIND

That's right folks. The Compound is now on a war footing. The generators are primed, the shotguns loaded and I've got a freezer full of pig lungs ready to lure the reptilian bastards to an early grave. From now on, it's all alligator stories, all the time.

An off-duty deputy strikes the first blow for humankind.

Pity the foolish do-gooder who shows compassion to these reptilian monsters.

City officials in Oregon crack down on alligator fifth column.

Alligator mastermind dies in captivity.

First there was alarming news from Africa that crocs and hippos were coordinating their attacks. Now it appears that some treacherous dogs are turning on their human sponsors and also working with the alligators.

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