Wednesday, August 30, 2006

John Mark Karr casts his movie

I heard this driving home yesterday and almost crashed my car I laughed so hard. Fortunately for all of us, the good people at have a link to the audio.

Here's why the world's most famous jet-setting freak thinks Johnny Depp would be the right choice to portray him in a movie:

"It's because he reminds me so much of me. And he looks like me, and he would play the part perfectly."

You'll have to listen to find out the ways in which Karr thinks he's similar, and dissimilar, to the character of Willy Wonka. I'll be taking a scalding bleach shower and knocking back a bourbon to try and feel whole again.


lulu said...

The only way they appear to be similar to each other is that they both seem to wear eyeliner. Only Depp can get away with it and this freak can't.

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Bubs said...

This really scared me: Miz Bubs looked at it for a couple moments and said, "you know, there is a passing resemblance--ignore their eyes and just look at the shape of their jaws and chins." I recoiled in horror.

Kate said...

The problem really is, is that Depp would CLAMOR to do it and be freaking brilliant.

It's what he does.