Wednesday, August 30, 2006
I heard this driving home yesterday and almost crashed my car I laughed so hard. Fortunately for all of us, the good people at www.thesmokinggun.com have a link to the audio.
Here's why the world's most famous jet-setting freak thinks Johnny Depp would be the right choice to portray him in a movie:
"It's because he reminds me so much of me. And he looks like me, and he would play the part perfectly."
You'll have to listen to find out the ways in which Karr thinks he's similar, and dissimilar, to the character of Willy Wonka. I'll be taking a scalding bleach shower and knocking back a bourbon to try and feel whole again.
Posted by Joe at 1:34 PM