Ah, the spectacle of the declining imperial power that is Great Britain.
Evidently our exports of MTV and Jerry Springer must've really triggered something dark and horrible in the British psyche. How do I know this? Because British store chain Tesco is advertising this toy:
Peekaboo Pole Dancing Set.
Sure, it says "adults only" on the website. But you find it by searching under "toys and games." Karen Gallimore, righteously indignant British consumer, is pissed off.
Maybe Lulu can find a way to work this into her unique school fundraiser idea.