Sunday, November 19, 2006

Deer Season

It's deer season, or it's about to be, most places here in the midwest. Last night we cooked up a couple pounds of venison steak (my friend killed it last year and had it butchered and frozen) along with our turkey, and it was mighty tasty. Yes, I've decided I like deer.

But not like Bryan James Hathaway, of Superior, Wisconsin. He got caught f*cking a deer carcass by the side of the road. His defense?

...public defender Fredric Anderson, argued that since the deer was dead, it was not considered an animal and the charge should be dismissed.

``The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass,'' Anderson wrote.
You can read more about Mr. Hathaway here, and you can see his glassy-eyed mugshot here on the Smoking Gun page.

What is it with Wisconsin and necrophilia?


4 comments:

Dale said...

That's f***ed.

Kate said...

EW.

Just.

Ew.

Melinda June said...

OH SWEET JESUS. Are you sure shouldn't fall under the gross things entry?

Bubs said...

Heh heh heh. Consider this the bonus round.