Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Killer sharks descend on Florida coast


Experts say all signs point to a massive attack by man-eating sharks some time in the new year. A school of kill-crazy bull sharks were recently spotted conducting a reconnaissance off the coast of Fort Pierce. The MSM buried this story so as not to interfere with consumer spending over the holidays.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

well I better stay by the pool then when I go to FL the end of the month

Anonymous said...

I'll be busy the next day working on my list of people I want to send to Florida for a vacation. Starting with Dick Cheney.

Bubs said...

The sharks won't touch Cheney: professional courtesy.

Bubs said...

Katy, where in Florida are you going? If it's near Ft Lauderdale there's one of the greatest tiki bars in the world there: Mai Kai.

If it's in the Keys I can recommend some great shack-based dining.

Anonymous said...

(slaps his head) My god, I forgot about that.

Okay, we'll resort to plan B-- anybody available, grab a torch and join me, hammer and wooden stake in hand, to storm Cheney's castle tonight...