A truckload of cow intestines and digital music technology don't mix.
Just ask Ryan Engle, 25, of Kenosha, Wisconsin. He flipped a semi truck filled with 76,000 pounds of "beef byproduct" when he tried to adjust his MP3 player.
According to this story, the Wisconsin Dells tourist attraction The Wonder Spot is about to be bulldozed to build a road.
And, finally, the West Salem Coulee News proclaims the Man Bat of Briggs Road to be the weirdest story of 2006.
Remarkably, there's not a single story involving necrophilia or sex with animal carcasses.