Saturday, March 03, 2007

Table leg? I thought you said human head...


DHL Import Express: One Invoice, One Currency, One Company, One Liver and Part of a Human Head.

There's plenty of Chianti and fava bean jokes to be had after DHL accidentally delivered a human liver and part of a human head to a couple in Michigan who were expecting parts of a table.

Best part of the story? This:

Authorities believe 28 more bubble-wrapped human organs and body parts could be dispersed across the country, the newspaper said. Two of five packages headed to the northern Michigan lab broke open, scattering their contents.

6 comments:

jin said...

Oh dear.

I don't mean:
"Oh dear, what a tragedy."

I mean:
"Oh dear, I feel guilty for laughing so hard."

Coaster Punchman said...

I bet the commies were behind this.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Whoaho! Sombody's head's gonna roll over this one. Oh wait, it probably already did.

Johnny Yen said...

Bubs, thank god that there are people like you that have the guts to report on this...

Bubs said...

Johnny and Barbara, insert rimshot

HERE

Whoa, you're a good crowd!

CP, you're right--commies with their sinister experiments, and shipping things from Red China.

Jin, it's the smiles that keep us going.

Echo said...

Somewhere there's a man with his hand in the air saying "my bad"....

...he'll probably get promoted too...