"When they are having sex they howl and scream and when they are fighting they make terrible blood-curdling noises as if they are being murdered."
Thursday, April 19, 2007
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The compound is under construction. Gathering enough plywood, galvanized tin and used trailers takes time, not to mention stockpiling all the shotgun ammo, canned goods and bourbon.
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those would be annoying
I still think they're cute. Otters are too. Will you post about otters next, please?
I think they use to live in the next apartment when I was in university.
When my youngest daughter was about 3, and at the peak of her "no" phase, I invented an elaborate series of stories, which were all lies, about bad children being carried off by badgers to be raised in the wild. It terrified her, and would cause her to immediately cease almost any tantrum. It was wonderful.
Then MizBubs ruined everything by spending too much time at Brookfield Zoo's farm in the zoo. My youngest got to see REAL badgers and realized they were NOT fierce spiky creatures the size of great danes.
I've never since gained the upper hand.
"When they are having sex they howl and scream and when they are fighting they make terrible blood-curdling noises as if they are being murdered."
Wait, there are couples who don't do that?
I'll bet they own hippies as pets. This should be narcozoology.
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