Monday, April 09, 2007

What shall I blog today?

9 comments:

Johnny Yen said...

The great thing about Spry is that it doubles as pomade, at least in certain states and regions.

jin said...

Hmmm....pomade?
I was thinking of rubbing it somewhere else.

C'mon...I can't be the only one who thought that way?!!?

Dino said...

I am lost whats spry and whats pomade????

Joe said...

Pomade is a hair product katy. Personally, I'm a Lay-Rite man myself.

Jin, remember the butter scene from Last Tango in Paris? Hooooo boy.

Johnny, the problem with that is that in hot weather it draws flies.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

That cinches it - I'm going to haul out the tub of lard (insert snide joke here) and bake something healthful and thrifty.

lulu said...

You're not a Dapper Dan man?

Joe said...

Lulu, I would love to be a Dapper Dan man, I'd be a natural, but alas--Dapper Dan only exists as props and novelty items, not as the real goo.

I like my Lay-Rite--it's almost like old butch wax, it smells good, and it doesn't make the pillow greasy.

Barbara, please. It's Spry Pure Vegetable Shortening, NOT "lard". I personally prefer lard.

Cup said...

You tease us with a lovely cover ... and then you don't share a fabulous recipe? Bad Bubs!

Joe said...

Now now Beth. Just wait.