Monday, May 28, 2007

Ninja gator


This is from south side bureau chief Dena:

Gator visits suburb

The struggle continues...

11 comments:

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Hey how did they turn the house on its side like that?

Tenacious S said...

Did this gator think he was one of those cute little Anoles that you see sunbathing on the sides of homes in Florida? Cuz he's not.

Bubs said...

Ten, I'm just looking into this theory--that as the alligator EATS the anole, he attains his powers. This would explain the climbing thing.

Barbara, that is no illusion. You have bears, we have alligators.

Dino aka Katy said...

well good morning to you. My mom is starting to question her choice of living in Florida - her weekend visitor was a coral snake.

Mob said...

I like the quote in the article that "he's not hurting anyone"...yeah, except the stucco on that poor house!

Seriously, where's he going? Up to the roof to look for some of his buddies?

I'd actually assumed you'd doctored the photo.

Johnny Yen said...

Okay, that seals it. I'm never going to Florida. The place has even got the gators crawling the walls.

Grant Miller said...

So wait, what's the difference between a croc and a gator again?

justacoolcat said...

I'll bet it was bitten by a radioactive spider. Now the poor thing is going to get stuck with a female lead that can't act.

Bubs said...

coolcat, ever look at the go fug yourself website? They frequently feature Ms. Dunst, and have pointed out that an anagram for her name is Dr. Sunkentits

Grant, Crocs don't climb walls. And they have pointy snouts.

Johnny, I know just how that gator feels. He's probably full of fried seafood and cheap booze. I know I usually am when I'm down there.

Mob, contractors in Florida use a a special gator-proofing treatment on the stucco. Don't worry. And I am offended that you think I'd EVER doctor a photo.

Katy, a coral snake?!? You know that's the most venomous snake in the US, right? Was she sure it was a coral snake and not a king snake? Not that she'd want to get close enough to find out...

jewgirl said...

the struggle continues you are too funny.

what kind of retardagator climbs the fuckin walls?! stucco, yummy. dumb ass, eh?!

Splotchy said...

we are all going to die.

when gators climb walls, it's the final sign of the end times