Friday, May 25, 2007

Vigilant Californians halt gator advance!


Good news to report in the ongoing struggle against alligator attack!

Reconnaissance gator "Reggie", forward element of an invading army of dope-fueled stealth alligators headed for Los Angeles, was caught when he emerged from Lake Machado. Reggie had apparently turned soft from two seasons of easy living in southern California. Whether he was tempted by celebrity or merely the desire to look good, Reggie came out to get some sun and was promptly grabbed by wildlife officials who had gathered nearby to discuss how to capture him.

Reggie is shown here on his way to gator Gitmo. Hopefully the authorities in Los Angeles have access to skilled alligator whisperers to assist in the investigation.

5 comments:

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Being a California gator, he'll likely end up at the Betty Ford clinic where he will room next to Lindsay Lohan.

Danny Tagalog said...

Very weird - I wonder why he is called Reggie - Reggie Kray?

Long time no see Bubs - am stuck in a work mode as Reggie may have been - having gone a.w.o.l for a while....

"jew" "girl" said...

shalom gorgeous! it's been a while. your alligator series is so funny, I can't stand it.

alligator whisperer... you are truly perfect, child.

reading all things ramshackle. I am so long overdue.

Johnny Yen said...

If Abu Ghirab-style pictures are eventually leaked, I'm going to be deeply scarred psychologically...

Bubs said...

Johnny, I might have some of those photos...stay tuned

J.G., it is SO good to have you back. I been prowling around your page looking for new content. Hit me with something good now!

Danny, welcome back! How you been? The gator's name was Reggie, because it followed well after "Recon": Recon Reggie. A good military name.

Barb, I think Lindsay beat him to it--she just got pinched for DUI.