Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Best...headline...EVER

I've found a great subject to kick off my new feature, "Weenie Waver Wednesday."

Here's the headline to this story, from the Orange County Weekly:



Who Is This Jerk-Off?



Mr. Chokr (yes, that is his real name) believes he is the target of a vast conspiracy. You can read the sordid details of the conspiracy here.


7 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

His fantasy life is too funny. These posts are too damn funny.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Nope, must be something wrong with me. I keep staring at his picture - still not horny.

Johnny Yen said...

I know I've asked you before, but do you law enforcement professionals have some sort of camera lens or lighting that makes people in these mug shots look so incredibly guilty of their crimes?!! Because they always do.

Sinverguenza said...

Poor Mr. Chokr. You may not appreciate the difficulty that some of us have in society. Walk a day in his shoes, er- shorts, and imagine how difficult life would be if every person was uncontrollably drawn to you and constantly solicited you to fulfill their sexual fantasies. I know, I know, you want to think that he's really just crazy or your run of the mill perverted exhibitionist... nobody would have believed Clark Kent either until they saw the effect that Kryptonite had on him ;)

justacoolcat said...

“I was terrified,” he recalled.
So much sexuality, so little time in prison . . .


Barb - It's the pants, you need to see the pants.

BeckEye said...

I need to go cool off now.

Beth said...

I want a Weenie Waver Wednesday T-shirt.