Now look at this guy to the right. What the hell kind of clown was he, anyway? I'll tell you.
He's the kind of clown who was active in his church, and got arrested diddling kids while engaged in clowning. Most recently, he's the kind of clown who answers the door naked when the police come to his house on a routine sex offender check. Guess what else the cops found inside--that's right, wait for it...a 15 year old girl, in his bedroom. In his bed.
So, how does a part-time clown/technician at a manufacturing company/registered sex offender meet a 15 year old girl? Through an online Christian chat room! Read through that story and you'll find this chilling sentence three paragraphs up from the bottom:
"Police think there may be another victim, and they are piecing together Gomez's history. They found a red plastic nose and makeup in his home."
In the made for TV movie version of this story, the camera will linger on that red plastic nose and tube of greasepaint, and the music will swell threateningly right before the commercial.