Sunday, July 22, 2007

Enjoy the sunny days of summer


Because you'll want to look especially tanned and fabulous when a narcoleptic cartoonist presents you with a drawing of the character you inspired.

8 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

It's precisely this type of postthat keeps me coming back time after time.

Beth said...

I wanna be that glamorous. I wanna look like a Louis V purse. After years of toting wallets and lipsticks and wire hangers.

Splotchy said...

I initially misread "narcoleptic" as "necrophiliac".

I am glad I was mistaken.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

What did Joan Crawford die of? If it wasn't skin cancer, I don't know how she managed to dodge that bullet.

Bubs said...

Barbara, heart attack after a bout with pancreatic cancer. Famous last quote, when she heard a housekeeper praying for her:

"DAMN IT! DON'T YOU DARE ASK GOD TO HELP ME!"

Splotchy, now THAT'S comedy!

Beth, lol. My aunt Irma, from Georgia, once described a woman who had moved to Florida and gone tan, as (imagine the thick Savannah, GA accent here) "lookin' like a beat-up old leather bag"

Dr MVM, thank you, come again!

Grant Miller said...

NO WIRE HANGERS!!!

Bubs said...

Heh heh heh...thank you, Mr. Miller. I was wondering who'd reference that.

lulu said...

I think I need to start wearing turbans. Then I won't have to worry about finding a colorist in Dhaka.