David Wiley, armless, one-legged and briefly famous for eluding police, is on his way to prison for 5 years.
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The compound is under construction. Gathering enough plywood, galvanized tin and used trailers takes time, not to mention stockpiling all the shotgun ammo, canned goods and bourbon.
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He'll make someone a fine pillow in the joint.
I wonder if they'll call him bob.
If he naps on the floor they'll call him "Matt"
If they put him in the yard for exercise and he ends up in a pile of leaves they'll call him "Russell"
Let's just hang him on the wall and call him "Art".
He could end up in a hole and they'd call him "Phil"
He could wind up in the prison mail bag and they'd call him Bill.
heh heh heh...that's the spirit.
cut off his last leg and his upper torso and call him "dick"
great one less freak to worry about
I wonder if there are any jokes that could be made about an armless, one-legged guy going to prison.
I doubt it.
I know, Grant-- I mean, the guy's barely got a leg to stand on as it is...
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