Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Amputee Criminal Update


David Wiley, armless, one-legged and briefly famous for eluding police, is on his way to prison for 5 years.

12 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

He'll make someone a fine pillow in the joint.

justacoolcat said...

I wonder if they'll call him bob.

Bubs said...

If he naps on the floor they'll call him "Matt"

Bubs said...

If they put him in the yard for exercise and he ends up in a pile of leaves they'll call him "Russell"

Splotchy said...

Let's just hang him on the wall and call him "Art".

Bubs said...

He could end up in a hole and they'd call him "Phil"

kirby said...

He could wind up in the prison mail bag and they'd call him Bill.

Bubs said...

heh heh heh...that's the spirit.

anandamide said...

cut off his last leg and his upper torso and call him "dick"

Dino aka Katy said...

great one less freak to worry about

Grant Miller said...

I wonder if there are any jokes that could be made about an armless, one-legged guy going to prison.

I doubt it.

Johnny Yen said...

I know, Grant-- I mean, the guy's barely got a leg to stand on as it is...