Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Freak of the Week

Our regular Weenie-Waver Wednesday feature is being folded into Freak of the Week, since I have to get out of here early to attend a boring seminar on workmen's compensation. There are two dental-themed stories this week (sorry Coaster Punchman, sorry Dale) and one interesting exhibitionist.

Here they are:

A Maine Dentist is trying to get her license back. She lost it for a number of reasons; was it the belly dancing costume, the booze-fueled office parties featuring naked boobies, or the botched oral surgeries? Who can tell...

A Singapore odd-job worker pled guilty to insulting a dentist's modesty: "While the dentist was scaling his teeth, he started making lewd remarks, moaning and groaning loudly while using his hands to caress his chest..."

I tried to find a mug shot of 60 year old Verle Peter Dills, but I failed. Mr. Dills was arrested after a neighbor complained about him lurking around his yard with a video camera and tripod. The police subsequently found "...the video camera and a “large amount” of 8mm and VHS video of Dills engaged in masturbation and sex acts with traffic signs near his home..."


10 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

It's no wonder that I have a fear of dentists.

Mob said...

Hands down, traffic sign sex guy.

justacoolcat said...

I'm with mob. How can you top sex with traffic signs?

I wonder what additional charges there'd be for engaging with a stop sign.

Bubs said...

Coolcat, mob, there really is no contest this week is there? Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "traffic violation".

Dr MVM, how many patient's mouths did she mess up, who didn't complain because she was wearing a belly dancing costume at the time.

Bill said...

Lessee now. "Verle Peter Dills" loosely translated from Spanglish would be "Look at my pickle member!"

Mothers, naming your boy "Sue" might be a safer way to go.

kirby said...

I'm just wondering how an erotic obsession with traffic signs would even get started.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I had to vote for Tripod because, let's face it, who hasn't fantasized about hot yield sign sex?

BeckEye said...

Mmmheh heh huh huh huh huh....you said "Dills." Huh huh huh.

Dino aka Katy said...

oh wow like they said in the Bourne Ultimatum - you couldn't make these up if you tried

Coaster Punchman said...

I'm glad you've finally discovered the joy of blogging about dental experiences!

But f***ing traffic signs? That's even better than boffing the furniture.