Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Hey baby...wanna party?


Where does the time go? I've just managed to get my head around the idea of the weekend being over, and here it is Wednesday already. And Wednesdays mean weenie-wavers.


This week's subject is 49 year old Richard Hedin of Pennsylvania. Cops found him when they were called to investigate a suspicious person. He was in a stranger's hot tub. Naked. Drunk. With a crack pipe.
I am happy to see a noteworthy freak emerge from the Keystone State. I wonder if he drove there from Virginia?

10 comments:

Dino aka Katy said...

yeah thats it we export our freeks to the northern states

Anonymous said...

That whole stretch from West Virginia through MD, PA, and NY has for years been my most feared. The predominant style is trash with an eastern additude, a dangerous combination. By far the white trashiest town I've ever seen was Cumberland, MD (I believe that's right next door to this winner). On any given weeknight every house on Main St has a chubby middle-aged man in an open flannel holding an open bottle. Hillbilly garden gnomes. I had the sense that each could reach his tire iron and attack at a moment's notice.

Steve

Beth said...

Maybe you should try Germany or Pennsylvania next month.

anandamide said...

this guy doesn't seem that crazy to me: if you've already committed to throwing away your life with crack, may as well do it in style.

Megan said...

I've been naked and drunk in strangers' hot tubs before. But no crack though, so I think that's pretty normal. Plus I AM from Virginia.

Splotchy said...

I don't know what's worse -- his weenie-waving or the self-satisfied expression he's sporting in the mug shot.

Dale said...

Showing your crack and your pipe in a stranger's hot tub is always by invitation only Richard. Tsk tsk.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Ya gotta love that mug shot smirk.

Bubs said...

Dr MVM, it is unique because it doesn't look overly crazy. Like Splotchy said, there's more of an air of satisfaction about it.

Dale, nice...

Splotchy, it's the expression. You'd expect someone who'd been arrested like that to look more deranged or disoriented.

Megan, I'm assuming you were invited though?

Anandamide, crack is the great equalizer in our society, it works even better than alchohol.

Beth, Pennsylvania still has a long way to go to catch up with Virginia and Tennessee as far as catching up with Florida goes.

Steve, no kidding? That's interesting, I wouldn't have expected that. And I'll be using "hillbilly garden gnomes" a lot in the future, that's a great phrase.

Katy, you got to let them go to relieve the pressure.

J.D. said...

He was in a strangers hot tub. Naked. Drunk. With a crack pipe.

Sounds like your average Saturday night at the Bush house, don't it?