Monday, August 06, 2007

I am officially not safe for work, or your children, or anyone with any sense of decency whatsoever


This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

  • retard (8x)
  • sex (7x)
  • dead (4x)
  • zombie (3x)
  • kill (2x)
  • crap (1x)
And they thought those words were an indication of adult content?! Hah! They don't know the half of it...

I got this nifty little rating device from fellow pottymouth Jintrinsique.

12 comments:

Erik Donald France said...

Given such lively diction, no surprise ;

And I thought I'd rate a "PG" myself, but . . . NC/17 is a perfectly good rating . . . From Henry and June to eternity. . .

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Hey fellow blasphemer, I'm an R as well! Zombie(4x)- well duh, shit (3x), death (2x) and sex (1x). You are so much more diverse than I am.

And I like how zombies are more offensive than shit!

jin said...

Oh...hey...speaking of zombie sex have you seen The Stink of Flesh yet?

Splotchy said...

I'm pretty sure that all these words were said in the latest Shrek movie.

Tenacious S said...

Hey, I actually need to talk to you about something for real and not crime related. Could you email me at sharonathayhay.com

Thanks.

Dale said...

I got an R but was hoping for an olde tyme X!

Sinverguenza said...

That's all?! They're clearly rating on words and not content. Test it again, you MUST be a worse influence than that!

Dino aka Katy said...

like I told Jin I always joke my blog is PG but according to that test it really is PG 13

Sinverguenza said...

Hey, I took a closer look at your rating system thingy. You're a worse influence than I thought. I expected to see an XXX rating after your piddly little NC-17. But noooo. Well done.

SamuraiFrog said...

Wait, "retard" is a bad word? That's retarded.

I guess I shouldn't ask you to review my theoretical movie, Retarded Sex with Dead Zombies Who Kill Crap. We don't want to get this rating any harder.

Bubs said...

Samurai, ix-nay on the etard-ray!

Sin, I went back and re-rated my blog, and it's gotten worse!

Katy, I went around checking other people's blogs and I was horrified to find out that, yes, I really AM that offensive compared to the rest of you. Most of my fellow bloggers came away with PG and PG-13 ratings.

Dale, i know what you mean. NC-17 just doesn't have the same flair as the old fashioned "X". Maybe, to make up for it, I'll put a banner across the top of the page that says "LIVE! NUDE! FREAKS!"

Splotchy, I'm almost sure they were. And I avoid flatulence humor on this blog, and I still get hammered.

Jin...that's hawt.

Barbara, you got an "R"? But you're so NICE.

Erik, if you keep slumming around here I'm sure you'll get sleazed-up a little. R rating, here we come!

Johnny Yen said...

You know, for years, I've been trying to tell people that my utter lack of a sense of decency would come in handy. And finally it does, in allowing me to enjoyh your blog.