Thursday, September 20, 2007

Stupid reptile tricks

I've done a lot of stupid things in my life. Some of them involved the consumption of alcoholic beverages.

But I've never, ever put a venomous snake in my mouth to show off for a girlfriend. Now that is bad-asssss. Snakes in a motherf*cking mouth.

23 year old Matt Wilkinson, after consuming a few beers, handed his girlfriend a beer, not realizing he was also holding a 20" rattlesnake he'd found a few weeks earlier. (Yeah, I know, chicks dig a guy who brings a pit viper to a backyard barbecue.) When girlfriend protested, Matt stuck the snake in his mouth to show girlfriend how cool the snake was.

And damn if the snake didn't bite him. You can read Matt's story here.

As Matt said, "You can assume alcohol was involved."

6 comments:

Barbara Bruederlin said...

No, really? The snake bit him? Now who on earth could have seen that coming?

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Dude should win a Darwin Award for something that stupid.

lauralu said...

Freakin crazy. You would have thought that he was from Florida.

Dino aka Katy said...

I read that story yesterday I immediately thought I bet Bubs is going to have a fun post with that moron - I loved that the guy used your line - "You can assume alcohol was involved"

Writeprocrastinator said...

Yes, but after a few beers, did Matt taste like chicken to the rattler?

Dale said...

Snakes in a mf mouth! You must be swollen with pride over that, hilarious!