Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Classy!


Las Vegas places a high premium on the appreciation of the classics. It is a classy, classy place.

Consider, if you will, this example of statuary outside Caesar's Palace.

Is this a gryphon? My eldest says it's a Greek sphinx, traditionally depicted as a winged lion with a woman's head.

The Las Vegas version is traditionally depicted as a winged lion with the face of a cocktail waitress and stripper boobs.

10 comments:

vikkitikkitavi said...

Watch out, it was that tricky Sphinx that got Oedipus in all that trouble.

Bubs said...

vikki, you're right. They have a topless musical review based on that running in their showroom, alternating nights with Celine Dion.

jewgirl said...

I must call her breast surgeon! great rack.

Hot Lemon said...

Methinks them knockers were live cast...

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Could be worse. Could be the face of a stripper and cocktail waitress boobs.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Any boobs are good boobs.

Mob said...

But does this thing start moving like the statues inside Caesar's? Dancing on a nearby pole? 'Cause that'd be awesome...

Bubs said...

mob, sadly it does not. They even put a protective hedge around her to keep her breasts from being worn shiny by getting groped by passers-by.

Dr MVM, truer words were never spoken. That's why I've never been a fan of breast tattoos or nipple piercings. God made those things perfect, that's one part of the human body that does not need decoration. Except maybe, sometimes, for tassels.

Barbara, have you SEEN the cocktail waitress boobs there? Good lord, they're even bigger and more impressive than the stripper boobs in some cases--they spend all day propped up in a cocktail waitress bustier, and they don't have to move around as much as stripper boobs do.

Mr Lemon, I'd like to think so...

Jewgirl, every time they need a lift he just pulls back on the wings.

Erik Donald France said...

Haha!!

Writeprocrastinator said...

Dude, I saw her in Reno back in '93! Of course, she was a little more animated than this, drunk, and literally pawing everybody and everything.