Friday, December 21, 2007

Law Enforcement Quote of the Week: Yuletide Edition

"It's a good thing he didn't wait around, because I think Santa would have laid him out."

--Sgt. Travis Welsh, Missoula Police Department, referring to Clint Westwood, after Westwood was arrested for throwing a pie at a mall Santa.


justacoolcat said...

Santa does not believe in wasting pies and Westwood is now on the naughty list.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Santa would have made Westwood's day, if you know what I mean.

Johnny Yen said...

I've heard a rumor that Santa said "I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.... and I'm all out of bubble gum...."

Bubs said...

Johnny, yes--that was Rowdy Roddy Santa.

Dr MVM, at the moment I can think of nothing more hysterically funny than an outraged mall Santa beating the shit out of someone in front of a bunch of kids. Good times!

Coolcat, exactly.