"It's a good thing he didn't wait around, because I think Santa would have laid him out."
--Sgt. Travis Welsh, Missoula Police Department, referring to Clint Westwood, after Westwood was arrested for throwing a pie at a mall Santa.
Friday, December 21, 2007
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Santa does not believe in wasting pies and Westwood is now on the naughty list.
Santa would have made Westwood's day, if you know what I mean.
I've heard a rumor that Santa said "I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.... and I'm all out of bubble gum...."
Johnny, yes--that was Rowdy Roddy Santa.
Dr MVM, at the moment I can think of nothing more hysterically funny than an outraged mall Santa beating the shit out of someone in front of a bunch of kids. Good times!
Coolcat, exactly.
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