Friday, December 21, 2007

Longest night of the year


Motel lounge Santa smells like Ron Jeremy.

5 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Stop, you're killin me here. I mean it. I'm laughing my monkey butt off thinking of how Ron Jeremy would smell.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I just threw up a little. Okay, more than just a little actually.

Writeprocrastinator said...

Motel Lounge Santa: No, no, don't cry, kid. I just want you to hold this package of white powder until Policeman Bubs leaves. Just a little secret between you and me, okay?

Dale said...

At least Santa was considerate enough to wear latex gloves.

Bubs said...

Dale, and a dental dam too when appropriate. Or at least some saran wrap.

WP, I thought maybe that was the candy he was using to bribe them. I like your idea better.

Barbara, I'm sorry. Put more bourbon in your eggnogg, that will kill the taste.

Dr MVM, glad to oblige. Did you ever see the Surreal Life when Ron Jeremy was on? I vaguely remember some comment on the show about his smell