Saturday, January 12, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears docudrama to air on Nickelodeon

According to the promo for this movie

"You will follow this girl as she gets into trouble, and finally learns the real facts of life which her parents never explained to her. In addition to the film there will be a brief lecture on how to use our bodies..."

13 comments:

Writeprocrastinator said...

That was worth waiting for the more than thirty minutes loading time on dial-up...kind of. At any rate, I got some kicks out of that.

I first thought that was Lesley Ann Warren, but apparently that is Arelene Farber. Odd that the movie was to take place in "Petaluma California," because the IMDB says it was shot in Long Island and I doubt they had a big enough budget to film on both coasts.

I was wondering if this was a misguided inside joke on the age of the character, as Petaluma was once (and still might be) "The Chicken Capital of The World." Though obviously that distinction is supposed to be about poultry. That sounds like Dean Jones did the narration of the trailer and that he disguised his voice to avoid association with it. Walt Disney was still around and I'll bet he would of black-balled him.

Good camp Bubs, right down to the bad Byrds imitation music and the spastic go-go dancing. Oh, and apparently Fred Willard is in this thing. I wish "Reel Wild Cinema" and "Up All Night" were still on, showing the good cheese like this.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

If she's 15 then I'm a black female.

Erik Donald France said...

Poor Arlene Sue. . . a feminist take on this bizarre film would be useful. . .

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I just finished watching the whole thing and man was that great! My only question is, why did they get Jimmy Breslin to do the voice over?

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I thought that was Christopher Walken doing the voiceover!

jin said...

Bubs, by sharing this informative clip you have taught me the valuable lesson that it's just not decent for a girl to tease men. I shall stop posting dueling cleavage shots immediately.

lulu said...

I thought underwear like that is how you avoided pregnancy.

Chaylene said...

HEY! I too always keep chicken wings on hand to eat seductively when I want to get my man in the mood.

Works every time.

Chris said...

The voice-over is great - Teenage Muthuh, 9 months of trouble. I love it!

kirby said...

WTF is up with bringing oranges in for un-wed mothers. Are they trying to prevent sluttish recidivism by turning orange halves into diaphragms?

Beth said...

That's what you get for rockin' and fruggin'. But I picked up some great tips for Saturday's date.

Doctor Bawb said...

Belated thanks for your including my Blawg, Bubs!

Petaluma flashed me on the infamous Polly Klaas case. http://basarc.org/site/?q=pollyklaas But I'm Left Coast-centered and still reeling from yesterday's Novicaine jolt at UCLA's Dental School.

Bawb

Dr. Bawb

Dr. Zaius said...

Ha! That's great!