I was driving in to work, stopped at a traffic light, and I got the strangest feeling. A sense that I was becoming kind of foggy-headed, almost sleepy, even though it was 8:00 in the morning. Then I looked to my right and saw the source of my growing torpor--it was the muzak van.
Resigned to my fate, I took a picture with my cellphone so that whoever found my body would know what had happened.
Then, lucky for me, the light changed and the guy behind me honked his horn. I snapped out of it and started moving, relieved to see that the driver of the muzak van wasn't wearing clown makeup, and I continued in to work. I enjoyed a muzak-free day from that point on, blissful in the total absence of what the muzak folks call "audio architecture".
Here's the random ten:
Welcome to the Working Week—Elvis Costello
Bizarre Love Triangle—New Order
Foggy Notion—The Velvet Underground
You Know What You Are—Nine Inch Nails
Whistle Bait—The Collins Kids
Country Darkness—Elvis Costello & The Imposters
God In An Alcove—Bauhaus
Dope Hat—Marilyn Manson
Here's how it works, courtesy of Splotchy:
The first article title on the page is the name of your band.
The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
You then take the pic and add your band name and the album title to it, then post your pic.
So here's the hot little pop combo I'm promoting; they've got kind of an upbeat, Afro-pop vaudeville death-metal thing going: