Monday, January 28, 2008

This is rich

A friend of mine just forwarded a link to this here piece from Harper's Magazine:

The Illustrated President

The commentary deals with President George W. Bush's identification with a painting titled "A Charge to Keep", which GWB used as the title of his autobiography. That's the inspiring painting you see at the top of this post. You'll note that the rider in the foreground bears a resemblance to the current POTUS.

From Bush's book:

"I thought I would share with you a recent bit of Texas history which epitomizes our mission. When you come into my office, please take a look at the beautiful painting of a horseman determinedly charging up what appears to be a steep and rough trail. This is us. What adds complete life to the painting for me is the message of Charles Wesley that we serve One greater than ourselves."

Bush sees the rider in the painting, with whom he identifies, as a Christian missionary struggling determinedly against adversity.

Well, it turns out that the painting was commissioned for a western short story in the Saturday Evening Post in 1916, and it depicts not a Christian missionary but an escaping horse thief:

"...So Bush’s inspiring, prosyletizing Methodist is in fact a silver-tongued horse thief fleeing from a lynch mob. It seems a fitting marker for the Bush presidency. Bush has consistently exhibited what psychologists call the “Tolstoy syndrome.” That is, he is completely convinced he knows what things are, so he shuts down all avenues of inquiry about them and disregards the information that is offered to him. This is the hallmark of a tragically bad executive. But in this case, it couldn’t be more precious. The president of the United States has identified closely with a man he sees as a mythic, heroic figure. But in fact he’s a wily criminal one step out in front of justice. It perfectly reflects Bush the man. . . and Bush the president."

And there you have it.


Splotchy said...

That is a delicious piece of pie.

SkylersDad said...

Perfect! I love this story!!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Great post my friend.

Mnmom said...

Well if that's not poetic justice, I don't know what is.
I'm new to your blog - happy to be here!

kirby said...

I'm ready for some frontier justice where this administration is concerned.

Beth said...

Brilliant!!!!! I guess his God knows where Bush's soul really lies.

Johnny Yen said...

That's beautiful!

I really wonder about this guy. I think he actually believes the shit he shovels. I think that he embraced this all as some redemption for all the fucking up he's done in his life, but in the process fucked up worse than he's ever done.

Chris said...

The man is a walking punchline.

justacoolcat said...

Have you seen my horse?

Grant Miller said...

I saw that. But it just seems sooooo good. Like it's too good to be true.

But a great story.

Bubs said...

Grant, yes it is. But it's true. If it gets written up on AND in Harpers, I'll believe it. Enjoy.

coolcat, your horse isn't missing, it's been out-sourced.

chris, yes. Too bad the joke's not funny.

Johnny, he's clearly driven. A typical dry drunk, in my opinion.

Beth, glad you liked it!

Kirby, you and me both. Doubt we'll see it. And since Bush is only concerned about being judged by the Almighty, and he's convinced he's righteous, well...i'm not holding my breath.

mnmom, welcome! Nice to see you, and thanks for stopping by! It is pretty funny isn't it?

Dr MVM, Skylersdad, thanks.

Splotchy...mmmmm. Pie.

Cheesecake Maven said...

I posted the same thing today, he's such an idiot!

Erik Donald France said...

Chuckles abounding. For additional laughs, I went back to his first of eight state of the union speeches. I can't even pity the poor fool. . .