Thursday, February 21, 2008

Law Enforcement Quote of the Week

"Skates the Clown will not be skating around any federal laws. His show is now concluded."

-FBI spokesman Seann Quinn
It should come as no surprise to any thinking person that another clown has broken bad on us. In this case, Walter Homan of Beachwood, New Jersey, was arrested by the FBI and charged in US court. Homan had been arrested on state charges in 2006:



Thank you, Google News Alerts.

Always remember friends--with clowns, as with alligators, the best policy is constant vigilance!

14 comments:

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Let's kill two birds with one stone, and get the alligators to have constant vigilance upon the clowns. We all win.

SkylersDad said...

Clowns and sports teams mascots are mankind's dirty uncle Ernie...

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Damn clowns.

Mnmom said...

I hate clowns

BeckEye said...

I was the shit on rollerskates back in the day. I could skate circles around that clown, and kick his ass at the same time.

lulu said...

God I hate clowns. Who LIKES them? Besides maybe other clowns? I just don't get it.

heals said...

I don't think there's a clown in America that isn't up to his eye balls in child porn.

Johnny Yen said...

Another clown gone bad. It breaks my heart.

Grant Miller said...

I don't want to get into the racial profiling debate, but all clowns should be arrested on sight.

Hot Lemon said...

"He married me at the First Church of Harlem. He told me he was Duke Ellington."

---Zellig

Writeprocrastinator said...

Why don't we do a little preventative maintanence and lock them up before they do anything?

Tenacious S said...

Why stop the profiling at clowns? I say lock up anyone in grease paint. This way we could get rid of problems like the dudes in KISS and Marilyn Manson.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Clowns and child porn - that's as cliche as hockey players and Hos, don't you think?

'Bubbles' said...

Clown are not right.

John Wayne Gacy was a clown, remember?